a few fan favorites
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the latest list of boomer texting codes
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ATDA - At the Doctor's….Again…
BBF – Bring Beano…FAST! BTW - Broke the Wheelchair BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth CBM - Covered by Medicare DWI - Driving While Incontinent FWIW - Forgot Where I Was FYI - Found Your Insulin! GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA - Got Heartburn...Again HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On? |
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor OMMR – Off to Mix My Rogaine OMSG - Oh My! Sorry. . . Gas ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up! TTYL - Talk to You Louder WAITT - Who Am I Talking To? WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again..... WTP - Where's the Prunes? And, last but certainly most important to you Boomer texters out there who swear by your Ex-Lax in times of need: GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in! |
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the comedy team's reenactment of some very funny sports commentary...
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Kids do indeed say the darndest thing...
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song titles from our youth...updated
Bobby Darin
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash Herman's Hermits Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker The Beatles I Get By With A Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees How Can You Mend A Broken Hip? Roberta Flack The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face Johnny Nash I Can't See Clearly Now Paul Simon Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver The Commodores Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom Procol Harem A Whiter Shade Of Hair Leo Sayer You Make Me Feel Like Napping The Temptations Papa's Got A Kidney Stone (ouch!) Abba Denture Queen Helen Reddy I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore And Last but NOT least... Willie Nelson On the Commode Again |
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